Love and Weddings: Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed... - FML

By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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hiyourcute 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:11

Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?

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RickGotShot2 2

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:16

That really sucks. Sorry, to hear that.

JcLove8 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:26

and no one cared to wake you up ?

SPC117 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:39

come on, OP dosn't deserve it, it's their wedding day

loserlikeme49 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:46

that would stink

cabo07 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:47

the bride shuld always be fashionably late (;

smhansen7209 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:15

usually your maid of honor/best man or someone else would wake u.

vballchck 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:22

that's alright! you just got extra beauty sleep!

hahahafyl9710_fml 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:31

lol wht kind of ppl do u associate with where no one wakes u up for ur wedding day fyl.

kaykay20 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:33

Always set your alarm and never party the night before. Best to be well rested so you won't be late but a bit too late for that. Hopefully he knew you slept in and not got cold feet.

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:37

ah. so the young male doesn't get to his wedding on time. see how we all just assume it's a guy.?

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