By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
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BlackFames 16

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

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hotheadslav 17

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

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Hop6e 22

Hmm. Well. This could go in one of several ways, either; she'll think you're crazy and never talk to you again. Or stay your friend and tease you non-stop or she'll laugh and never mention it again. Good luck.

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thereheis 7

what the hell kind of pick up line is "I choked on a bone" ??

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thereheis 7

what the hell kind of pick up line is " I choked on a bone " ??

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tarlax 11

Smh. Just delete your account.

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ChristinePi 36

Hey maybe autocorrect is trying to help you get with her using humor!

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Xobubblyxo 23

If u say so...

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Sansa_fml 38

Damn you autocorrect! She'll probably understand. ;)

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mds9986 24

*bone There. Problem solved. Don't know why you didn't just do that.

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mds9986 24

Says the person bitching about something. Lol. Also, I don't see the problem if he corrected it. Obviously she would know what he meant when it was corrected, probably even laugh about it.

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johncanact 13

Gotta hit her with that reverse psychology

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