Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just...

By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

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I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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BlackFames 16

Friday 17 July 2015 0:35

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

hotheadslav 17

Friday 17 July 2015 0:35

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

Comments

pete9913 23

Friday 17 July 2015 1:04

if you laugh with it she will too. starting things off with a laugh is a good start.

NodakN8V 25

Friday 17 July 2015 1:11

1 misplaced letter can always urine a sentence

MyUsernameisEpic 29

Friday 17 July 2015 1:18

You misplaced 2 letters, bud.

IamHercules 24

Friday 17 July 2015 2:15

Jokes on you, I'm dyslexic.

kaybows 14

Friday 17 July 2015 1:24

Chill, it's no big deal.

rabbi1010 29

Friday 17 July 2015 1:29

Why would you even text her that? Thats just weird.

WOTAN1488 24

Friday 17 July 2015 1:44

Bowned.

tranced_ 45

Friday 17 July 2015 1:50

error 404!

Jiigaaboo 12

Friday 17 July 2015 1:52

Maybe that's something you two have in common

gabagabaheyu 10

Friday 17 July 2015 2:00

i laughed. sorry. hope you guys laughed too.

kpoakes 20

Friday 17 July 2015 2:01

That's a hard situation to get out of.

persianchick 13

Friday 17 July 2015 2:10

She'll probably think you're hilarious, don't worry :3

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