By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
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BlackFames 16

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

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hotheadslav 17

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

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Comments

SaniK 17

All you can do now is own it. :)

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Big_Bear99 19

Hey, ya know, it happens. It's cool. Some throats just aren't made for that kind of thing...

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zarrganaut 17

I'm sorry but that's pretty funny. Just laugh it off. I'm sure she did. (;

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CliffyB03 28

Bone, boner, same thing in the right context.

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rdenkewicz 11

Hopefully she doesn't say the same thing.

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akkai 7

Don't be embarrassed. Just tell her that it was a typo and laugh it off.

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SydLovesLacey 18

I'm sure she can relate.

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worldclassrager 39

How did she reply to that? I think you may have spoiled your chance but maybe with a quick correction it may work out...time will tell

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nfedrichy 20

Hahaha. I just noticed his user name. Boneo and Juliet

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