By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 840
You deserved it 5 012
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

BlackFames 16

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

241 8
hotheadslav 17

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

210 9

Comments

thenaff 4

Why is boner in your predictive text? Are we omitting details OP?

1 2
lissabobissa 18

Love the username :) haha. and mistakes happen! I'm sure you made her laugh.

1 0
jqmalang 17

oh that's funny, I'm sorry for your mistake though.

1 0
jkjorn 16

If she texted back " NTTAWWT ", you've got a keeper.

1 0
shadowguard 4

It sounds like you are the bone, my friend.

1 0
kkrivicky 6

Just moderated another FML that said "the guy I like just sent me a text saying 'i choked on a boner' should a I be worried?" Soooo.... maybe, just maybe, you should ask this girl out ;) or auto correct is really just screwing us haha

1 1
dylan913 13

How does that make it any better ??

0 2
tarlax 11

Are you like 90% Neanderthal or something?

1 1
Cass_A_Frass 9

That must have been awkward... Did you explain to her how it's bone not boner? If you haven't then it will make it quite a bit worse than it could be.

0 0