By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
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BlackFames 16

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

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hotheadslav 17

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

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mustangbravo 27

Wow, that sucks indeed. Hopefully she had a good laugh, saw the easy mistake that could happen to anyone, and maybe this will lead to more with her.

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K_kanaka 26

This looks like the beginning of a beautifully awkward relationship...

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Woedel 25

That's actually pretty funny and it's gonna be a great story later on. Based on your user name, you'll be able to laugh it off soon!

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GreyJedi 10

You didn't mean bone. We know your game.

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qdawg06 23

That's one way to start a conversation.

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hkhan24 23

You'll certainly stick in her memory that's for sure. Although not for the reasons you hoped..

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EyRaB 17

Just send a second message saying what you meant ...

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General_Cool 24

I'm still proud to live in New Hampshire

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Teyros 24

Yeah she probably knew it was a mistake if you told her. That's funny though

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