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By nomorexbox - 26/04/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 22:00

Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:52 - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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Teenagers these days

By prostitott - 04/05/2013 07:22

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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docscientist 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:15

The influence of things on stupid people.

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:03

just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-

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lbf_fml 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:51

this isn't a fml. seriously? :-/

salubrious 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:10

kids these days...,they say the darnedest things......

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:27

wowww

theatre91 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:28

lol

Lieto 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:55

Rofl. I barely hold my coffee inside after rwading this :D

awmy 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:10

lol parental fail. Ur kid should know the difference between doin stuff in reqal life and in video games :p

BunchofCoconuts 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:15

Wait, why is the 14 year old talking about being drunk near his father?

SupermanXL 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:30

nice parenting when a 14 year old comments about his playing a game rated for people no less than 3 years older.

wareagle342 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:39

well that's why the game is for 18+

tjsands 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:21

You raised an idiot, and it's parents like you who are responsible for all the negatives that come from video games, and for all the the stupid people trying to get said games banned.

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