Unfinished Somniloquy

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 23:17 - United States

Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
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KiwiExchange 16

That's pretty badass.

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!

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Tearing 0

He's going to get a good education, I don't see why she's braggin' She'll be rich soon.

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iSitt 0

look on the bright side, you'll probably break up before the end of residency.

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rallets 22

"ZZZzzz leg bone connected to the... ZZZzzzZZZzzz"

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confusdsincbirth 5

22, while what you are saying is tre, your first point isnt neccessary since you aren't planning on marrying him.

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gamecube_Link 0

LOL XD.........she shouldn't be so upset.....at least she's dating a guy that's doing something with his life.

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kram02 2

shouldve studied in college too...

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megamandude455 10

op couldve had a V8 *slaps forehead*

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Rynk95 11

dude, the fact that she didn't know those terms doesn't make her an uneducated person. Not everyone goed to med school, you know.

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digibenho 0

You didn't go to school at all xD "goed" lol you made me laugh... thanks

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TJ10 0

I used to "goed" places..then I graduated 3rd grade

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kittytub 12

it was a typo. calm down.

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viva_la_blondes 15

Seriously people? "Goed" was an obvious typo. S and D are right next to each other. Get over yourselves.

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KiwiExchange 16

That's pretty badass.

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iluvharryp 0

Most definitely...enjoy it an hope he graduates and makes serious bank. Hes smart and rich...your a lucky girl.

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!

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needleinmypants_fml 3

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lgs25 0

agree maybe he can teach u while he sleeps

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dragonaair 5

shes not uneducated - she just didnt study medicine.

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babyyappld 7

why do you assume she's uneducated? she most likely is just not in something as advanced as anatomy

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Prolusive 5

Never too* late... Take your own advice and learn English. Thanks

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rangermedic77 5

she's a woman... of course she's uneducated! (betting I get 50+ down votes)

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

what kind of dreams is this dude having and what kind of anatomical terms is he spitting out?

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mangoboy1 19

When I hear anatomical terms I think penis and ******.

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imabee1 1

You wrote: "I was in laying in bed" and "My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep." Hmmmm. It doesn't seem that hard.

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Bee_fml 2

Corrected the first part. Thanks. However, I see nothing wrong with the last sentence.

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missory_missouri 0

It's not the grammar of the last sentence, it's what was said. Although, I don't think that makes her stupid. Anyone could gave made that mistake.

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riptor911 10

There isnt anything wrong with the last sentence. The last one she said she feels stupid. Now dont you feel stupid for making this comment.

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Linnia 12

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt Stop letting that make you feel bad. You're being silly if you think the fact that he knows the latin names for things actually makes you a lesser person.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Dang, beat me to the Eleanor Roosevelt quote.

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imazaari 12

Greek. Not Latin. Medical terms are mostly derived from Greek root words.

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FFML_314 11

Are you implying that he makes you feel stupid when you're awake? Does he know that he does this?

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BahahahLOL 0

why are u making that face

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FFML_314 11

So morons like you can ask me that very question.

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vincent_vega_fml 0

no, you make you look stupid by not proof reading your post before posting!

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surefirewinners 0

Haha, the irony in this comment.

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knibbsy 4

Iron is the key word in irony. A curling iron? A soldering iron? A nine iron? I'm confused, please help. ~Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~

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SkaterTit 1

You know what, don't be such a dick! People f**k up their words. I'm sure you have to. Show some respect for f^ck sakes.

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