Love: Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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You deserved it 7 842

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By save me - 30/05/2014 22:33 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML

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You deserved it 4 723

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

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You deserved it 2 861

Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2020 20:01

Today, I had to fake enthusiasm when my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. She has a nasty streak and I was planning to break up with her, but if I left her now everyone would think I’m the bad guy. I actually think she’s capable of killing me if she gets angry enough. FML

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You deserved it 904

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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You deserved it 2 119

By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 785

You deserved it 6 692

By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 966

You deserved it 11 610

Appearance matters

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:00

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

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You deserved it 425

By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 101

You deserved it 5 188

By hylianprincess - 25/09/2014 11:19 - United States

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

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CarbonCoach 11

Friday 29 November 2013 19:03

Tell her how you feel maybe?

Kyuzomi 12

Friday 29 November 2013 19:04

How insane could a family be to make you think of faking a death? Sounds like hell.

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FrankHotpants 31

Friday 29 November 2013 23:31

If it's so overbearing then why are you with her? Your partner shouldn't make you feel anywhere near that way.

RedDragonx32 8

Friday 29 November 2013 23:34

If those are thoughts you are thinking of to get away from your gf, you should just consider breaking up instead of lies. and u don't want to know what lies would make an insane gf do......

DarthVader77 9

Friday 29 November 2013 23:35

Wait till you marry her ;)

muggy02 2

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:00

Shame. That's pretty despicable.

Dcm210 19

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:04

At least you have one, mine decided to just want be friends with benefits.

PrincessJess87 9

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:10

If its time to fake your own death, it's time to break up.

ASBriere 8

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:26

Been there bro; wait I still am

mintyowlgirl 20

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:52

But he didn't say anything about the girlfriend being the way her family is.

Eivana 37

Saturday 30 November 2013 3:41

Jesus Christ, why are people so stupid to not think of... Gee, I dunno... Breaking up, maybe?

Lafayo 9

Saturday 30 November 2013 5:05

Maybe Peter, Cleveland and Joe can help you make a convincing video like they did for Quagmire.

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Today, I invited my mom over for lunch so we could discuss how she broke my trust while she last babysat for me, and that as a result she won’t be babysitting for a little while. She then yelled at me and told me I was being disrespectful and dramatic. FML

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Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

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Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 341

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML

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Today, I found out that sorting and deleting old unnecessary emails to free up space meant reliving the most horrific memories I've ever experienced. Worse yet, I have to keep certain old messages in case these things ever come up again. FML

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Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML

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Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

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