By anon - 24/05/2012 18:59 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7

Think about it like this, if they never did it on the bench you wouldn't be here today :)

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ColdplaySucks 18

A bench in the middle of the mountains, nothing out of the ordinary...

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iNewKid 20

Kinky! But still I wonder why your parents would take you there hmm..

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Bad news: They video taped it, and it's on RedTube. Good News: The broken condom is still there, too! You can sue the condom company!

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RaggleFrock 13

Big deal. Your parents had sex and created you. Get over it.

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nerobluerose 10

Tell them thanks for showing you this bench and that you may try to conceive their grandchild on it.

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Bravesfan319 11

At least they only showed you the bench...

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xoconnie 8

i dont understand y they would tell u that?!? thats so awkward and really something no one needs to know...

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petraphotoDOTca 6

I agree.....this is what happens when you teach kids about STORKS.

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melikesfml 11

What is all of this nonsense?!? ^^. Get off my thread >:(

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SkoomaKi 27

Yeah, I heard people are starting to preform public bondage and bukkake sessions. Dirty dirty stuff...

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SuperDerp 8

Well, if you think being conceived in a park is bad, you should read the story about a guy who slept in the bed he was conceived in.

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lopsop 12

Yeah of course after about 10 or 20 years maybe 30 the bench would be dirty that makes sense

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terrykayez 6

I have some sarcasm you could borrow.

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krewer21 1

Might see the remains of your failed sister or brother!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bukkake Skoomaki!

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Awahso 25

What if it was winter? Gotta stay warm some how.

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rocker_chick105 31

^ were... what if it WERE winter... I'm sorry, major pet peeve. Coomence the thumb downs and grammar nazi comments

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gurly98 13

53- coomence? I thought u were a grammar nazi

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rocker_chick105 31

Didn't mean to put the two "o's" and I'm not a grammar nazi usually. I said it because I thought people would say that.

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Annnieck 5

GRAMMAR NAZI! Not everybody here is a native English speaker, deal with it

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JayDeLaGhetto 7

Take a deep breath maybe have a seat on the bench. It's the circle of life!

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kristenbrown93 0

I surely would not want the image of my biological parents making love on a park bench, or anywhere actually.

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boofgall 16

Why point out 'biological' parents? Would it be okay for you if they weren't biological?

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notyobabymomma 4

Because if they are the biological parents they created her where adoptive parents didn't? That's the way I took it anyway

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Il_Maestro 6

I would be even more disturbed to learn that my adoptive parents knew where my biological parents conceived me.

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kristenbrown93 0

Sorry for making my post self specific. I'm not adopted. :) My parents are divorced so I have a set of two, but either way not an appealing picture speaking for myself.

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Queen_Cosmos 7

Think about it like this, if they never did it on the bench you wouldn't be here today :)

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Did they go down memory lane and make you a little bro or sis?

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ICastillo 24

I meant your their special little Accident not mistake...

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KatieKupcake4195 9

I think you meant "you're". And OP is no mistake :)

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ICastillo 24

Ya I messed up a lot and I meant accident.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Looks like the only mistake here was your grammar

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tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

I wouldnt say OP is a mistake or an accident its possible they planned on boning and getting pregnant. Deffinately a great story to tell

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KiddNYC1O 20

Definitely* damn.

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tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Well Grammar Nazi I am truly sorry my typo offended you,but last time I checked FML was not an English class.

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melikesfml 11

^pretty sure it is basic english grammar class.....

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tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Pretty sure if you had much of a life you wouldn't spend it bitching about one mistake. Shit happens. So march on back to your little grammar nazi deathcamp and gas the lower life forms that make the real mistakes like this:K thx bi!

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SmokingUnicorn 8

You saying that jews are a lower life form and they are the ones who makes the mistakes?

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CrazyManNo9 29

#116 - Please don't go there. Grammar is one thing. What you are saying insults you.

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SmokingUnicorn 8

Sorry but he was going on about his 'deathcamp', 'lower life forms' etc while talking about gramarnazis so.... just thought that someone might just take it wrong like I did.

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muFilter 19

Seriously? You guys started talking about Jews and ruined all the fun the rest of us (you know, normal people who didn't for even one fleeting moment equate grammar nazism with antisemitism) were going to have gassing lower life forms in Grammar Nazi Deathcamp? For ****'s sake...

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Wicked361 8

Wonder what people would do if they knew what happened...

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Llamacod 11

...to their McDonalds chicken nuggets to get that "natural" shape.

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theneatoburrito 8

You guys should pose for a family picture in front of that bench. "Well, this is awkward".

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"That's some seriously romantic shit there, Mom and Dad. Too cheap for a hotel I see, Dad."

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tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

That bench was probably better than some of the motels in that area. They usually are pretty rough.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Oh yeah. Damn right it's rough. *slapped*

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K_kanaka 26

Awwwwww how nice to see where it all began for you op.

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hutch66 13

I thumbed you down because your profile picture. Super egotistical.

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terrykayez 6

I thumbed you down for your comment. No one gives a shit.

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