By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
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Kyuzomi 12

How insane could a family be to make you think of faking a death? Sounds like hell.

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bcp42 1

i feel ya man I consider this on a weekly basis with my inlaws

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143amandaott 10

That's so funny! I think would do the same if my boyfriends family was like that

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jaredb650 2

Fake your own death. It's not illegal, and it's hella fun to choose your new identity

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hordriss 14

How about just end the relationship?

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Mitchman7 8

if she's your girlfriend you can break up. the only reason you would have to fake your own death is if you're married to her

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Madam_Pulchny 4

That's why you make sure that she's not obnoxious before you date someone.

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Zeus1070 17

If you do it, do it in style. Do it, take a short vacay to somewhere nice, be back in time for the funeral, then pop outta the casket. That'll keep them away from you.

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natywantspeace 7

Here is what you do: you say looking straight into her eyes, it is over, and leave. Don't pick up the phone and don't open the door. If you can go out of town for a while, do!

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