By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
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ArcticPuppet 0

Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.

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Palirose 22

It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?

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nichelback3505 0

Thats bad for ur skin. Could get a chemical burn by using that

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burro_fml 6

No one gives a crap about their armpits...

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Rocky007 15

How very resourceful.

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rattusrattus 18

It's called 'improvising' and 'being a student'. If you're not a student, then... what?

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dwhitlock 6

If it makes you smell better then I say go for it.

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cmcmluver 0

*we blind folded these people to see if they can identify the smell that was covered up by febreze* -blindfolded person smelling armpit sprayed with febreze- it smells like horrible bo *febreze, gets tough oders out* /small print/ as long as it isn't massive bo. don't try to cover it up with this product bo take a shower!

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The_Hitdude 12

Well until DocBastard gets back out is Idiot Dictionary, I'll take on the bugger: An ad by Frebreeze: "We blindfolded these people to see if they could identify a stench masked by Febreeze." Person Blindfolded:*sniffs armpit* "It smells like B.O.!" Slogan: "Febreeze, gets tough odors out! ....unless it's B.O. Then don't use this product. Just take a shower!" Hope I did good! If you're reading this Doc, give me your opinion!

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perdix 29

If you believe the commercials, Febreze can make people think they are in a clean, fresh house when really they are trapped in a filthy, stinking hole. You may be onto something.

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Mkbitch 2

Great! Now you have irritated but fresh-scented armpits.

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Taymah49 7

Are you seriously that broke?

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BlondeForever101 6

Hey you'll be doing it in college all the time:)

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immaMonsta 8

Well I guess you'll be fine as long as you don't make a habit out if it.

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DocBastard 38

You DO realise that plain old water cleans very well and is free, right? Right?

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bspiper87 7

#37 Docbastard....show me some free water...cause i need in on this shit..why am i paying $65 month water bill? Guess im the idiot

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DocBastard 38

Have you ever been outside when all that wet stuff is falling from the sky? I never knew YOU were the one paying for all that! Thanks, buddy!

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l0v3p4in 7

Where I live, the rain kind of smells rather unpleasant. I definitely wouldn't suggest OP to shower outside here, she may end up smelling worse than when she started.

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