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By Bailyboo - 26/01/2012 23:50 - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

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Scared

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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Adapt, overcome, improvise

By Amy - 06/03/2020 07:00

Today, I was squeezed through an overly-crowded hallway down to my psychologist's. There, I sat in an overly-crowded waiting room to see him, next to an obese woman and an insane man. I finally entered the smaller-than-a-closet room. My reason for seeing a psychologist? Claustrophobia. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Friday 27 January 2012 8:38

This would be the perfect chance to show that closet monster who's boss!

WCARlover 34

Friday 27 January 2012 8:46

People don't realize how scary stuff like that can be to a person...

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teyyoshi 19

Friday 27 January 2012 9:36

Maybe he is doing a trick...

KunoKanashimi 3

Friday 27 January 2012 9:41

Well, he's an amazing boyfriend, isn't he?

yuggi1 11

Friday 27 January 2012 9:54

I suggest you start plotting for revenge. >=]

wittygirl 8

Friday 27 January 2012 9:59

Time to shop for a new man: new important quality - sensitivity.

kionnaloves 11

Friday 27 January 2012 10:02

Ex boyfriend.

oldmonk007 6

Saturday 17 September 2016 13:36

Really..jst because he is cool.!

bubo_fml 10

Friday 27 January 2012 10:05

He does this to make his willy look bigger...(Both figuratively & literally!)

Apathy182 5

Friday 27 January 2012 10:27

That won't help alleviate your phobia. I suggest cutting open his car seat (if he has a car) and planting some smelly fish or chicken in it and sew the seat back up. It'll drive him nuts. Revenge is sweet!

drakhasa 0

Friday 27 January 2012 10:47

youve been bro-zoned, the male version of friendzone. get ready for more pranks and shenanigans

heyred 11

Friday 27 January 2012 11:43

Maybe you should be equally helpful regarding his irrational fear of prison rape.

Mental1942 6

Friday 27 January 2012 12:16

That's a keeper

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