By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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2muchshyt 0

well was that before u guys got together?

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yusaku02 20

dump the ****. you can do better

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pennies_lane 6

yeah it's a bit dumb, but dumb can be funny. I suggest you ask for a sense if humour for Christmas OP, your days might be a bit more fun!

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pennies_lane 6

oh shit! wrong fml......what a dumb arse! hahahah

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RedPillSucks 31

At least you made it entertaining.

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spd2fst4u 5

sleep with her sister and tell your "g/f" that her sister is better. you can replace sister with brother, mother, or father if your into that. lol

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salmendoza9 0

well what are you waiting for dump her ass

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TheNewGuy03 28

KIDZ BOP!!! YEAH! ...i hate kidz bop. |the kid|

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TheNewGuy03 28

hmm, yeah, her boss is ******, and it's all her fault! i don't normally like to jump on the "dump him/her" bandwagon, but, in cases like these, the choice is clear. choose your destiny. |the kid|

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Terezi 0

Says the person that- a.) Can't be bothered to spell out "You're" b.) Likes Paramore.

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spanelli 16

Says the person that can not be bothered to spell "you are".

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GLaDOS8899 14

All the wars you've started, many judgmental people that like Paramore are in the world....TAKE COVER!

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