By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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2muchshyt 0

well was that before u guys got together?

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rafty4life 3

both you and 'laxatives after death' bf from a couple fml's ago should play Russian roulette with a loaded gun. everyone gets a turn! :D

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megfar33 0

Wow, hope your not still with her?

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angela3222 0

We all have our damn opinions but I agree, Glee sucks.

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murphythadog 0

only reason she told you that is because the boss is better in bed. ydi for not being able to meet her needs.

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soiheardyoufaile 4

hardly karma, kiss -> sex. big jump there :p

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Saarr 0

Yeah so? Karma doesn't care 'bout that. If it's wrong it's wrong.

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naximus93 0

He didn't do anything wrong. I'm pretty sure that he stated that they were not going out at the time? She is the witch that messed up.

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DVecc 0

yea honestly glee ruins songs... thank god I don't listen to most of the songs they cover anyway :)

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J1LT 0

WHY is it any of her business who you kissed before you were together? =/ And I'm not understanding why she equated you as a (then) single man kissing a girl to her as now taken woman sleeping with her boss?

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Ismellwin 0

Exactly. "What's that? you cheated on me before we were together? That's okay, I cheated on you last week!" :)

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TheNewGuy03 28

what you fail to understand is that op's girlfriend's logic is flawless. in a parallel universe, that is. |the kid|

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Miss_Michaela 10

Ouch. Unlucky mate. Kick her to the curb.

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