By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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2muchshyt 0

well was that before u guys got together?

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abstar 0

glee reminds me of the chipmunks albums you used to be able to buy.

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babez11 0

ask her who was better!!!

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goatmanjizz 0

listen I like to go to the park but I cbf aye to many people n dogs but watever

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn it, the universal translator is broken, captain. Ah kenna unnerstan wot his sayun.

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JerryCedar 2

Hahahah! you got to be one of my favorite posters ^^.

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DocBastard 38

Red, I'll put it through my Idiot-English translation engine. "Listen, I like to go to the park, but I can't be ****** by too many people and dogs, but whatever." Well shit, that didn't help at all. Goatman, try less crack in your orange juice in the morning.

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DocBastard 38

Things that piss me off: 1) Cheaters 2) Clueless drivers 3) Paper cuts 4) The fact that Paris Hilton and Snooki are famous 5) Bad grammar etc etc There are more, but that's a start.

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AceArctic 4

On 4 you forgot the Kardashians. Just sayin'.

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sourgirl101 28

Anyone that becomes famous just because of ******* RayJ deserves it. Just saying.(:

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RedPillSucks 31

Awe suck it up. They could be playing "Kids Bop 21"

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RedPillSucks 31

I'ma bitch slap the person who said "Sharing is caring"

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