Intimacy: Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend....

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Tense dinner

By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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By un_christmas - 25/12/2012 06:41 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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chili10 18

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:42

I told my mom that same thing except she told me that if she ever saw him again she would cut his balls off..

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 13 September 2010 0:18

"Let's see, we've got lasagna, seafood, you're going to burn in Hell for ******* my daughter, enchiladas, tacos, pizza, and steak! Take you're pick."

Comments

DerFuhrer33 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:18

btw Larissa almost 21 in Vegas? lucky! I'm fixing to go there on my 21. I'm barely turning 20 this year though...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 13 September 2010 3:39

That's exactly what my mother would do. You're not alone on that one...

sallen0046 4

Monday 13 September 2010 4:26

That's why you keep your personal life personal. What did you really expect her to do? You're lucky she even let the guy in the house.

katecookieface 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:20

I LOLed.

impactofreason77 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:22

YDI for living with your mom.

cloudyconverse 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:38

I would never tell my mom or my dad that. my bf would be banned from my life and id be on house arrest till I graduated

jujubeewhoopie 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:41

I predict next years FML from this OP: "Today, my BF left me when he found out I was preggers. I don't know how that could have happened cause we were careful most of the time." Seriously, you (and a few others it appears) may just be too young to be doing the deed. Unless you feel like you too would make a good parent at your current age.