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By Rich - 26/11/2011 20:50 - United States

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

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By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 17:01 - Netherlands

Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML

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The proof is in the pudding

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 00:00 - Estonia

Today, I unintentionally came out as bi to my boss. He said he's fine with it and doesn't care either way, only that there is too much "gay propaganda" in the world and it shouldn't be shown and talked about so much. He also doesn't understand why I was reluctant to talk about my sexuality before. FML

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Mixed signals

By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By LesboLover - 26/06/2019 02:30

Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:17

tell her "well, I guess if I'm gay, we can't have sex anymore"

StopDropNRoll 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:14

Looks like a new car it is ^^

Comments

GodsLittleMistak 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:20

As long as it's not a 'powder-blue' prius... (Jeff Dunham reference...anyone...?)

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:24

He sucks...

GodsLittleMistak 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:26

22-matter of opinion.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:35

True, that's why I opinionated.

santasadiekins 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:23

Next thing you'll be playing with dolls and puppets...and Soon you'll begin to worry that If you have to go through the airport, they may swab the puppets behinds...

z3n_fml 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:20

I don't think you should change your mind about getting a Green Car just because some gas guzzlers think you are gay. Thing about the environment and gas you will save. Go Prius Go

enopola 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:35

And remember to get those windows tinted nice and dark.

Peach3 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:21

Prius' are the Devil!! Dumb little cars...

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:15

Okay just because your accelerometer didn't work doesn't mean all priuses are bad!

Peach3 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:20

I'm just saying, it is worse for the environment to make them than it is good for the environment to drive them. Plus they look stupid!

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:31

How would you ever back up that reasoning??

fuckinehthatsuck 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:21

Who cares, if you like it, get it! There is always going to be someone who thinks differently about something you like. If you went by what others thought, there is basically nothing you can do. Just saying. p.s. you have a wife? you're fine.

cicpjaky 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:22

Your not alone my friend

heartlessj 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:22

this is just too easy

ninjuh_wingman 29

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:25

This makes no sense if people know you have a wife unless they think you married her so you appear straight.

cheeseboy77 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:25

drive a prius. so they think you're gay then? you're just smart by saving money on gas. I even got a discount on parking for owning one! save the environment! David Suzuki would approve!