Donut eat this

By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 21:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML
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SS99_fml 20

Give her a cream filled doughnut but scoop out the cream and fill it with tooth paste

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mif_fml 27

Was it a Boston sour cream?

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halcyon93 16

Well, doesn't she sound like a little bitch... I'd recommend swift retaliation.

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mif_fml 27

Was it a Boston sour cream?

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SS99_fml 20

Give her a cream filled doughnut but scoop out the cream and fill it with tooth paste

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MasterTron 24

I think the tooth paste will have a more desirable effect.

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stryder9090 28

Idk I'd rather chomp on toothpaste than mayonnaise. Mayo is the devil

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addisonrose12 16

Alrighty satan(s)

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jqmalang 17

Wouldn't they have looked so soggy after two weeks?

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santosb1 11

Some get stiff, but microwave it and it's all soft again!

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jqmalang 17

True but they'd be tasting differently even after microwaved.

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vampire623 6

Yea they taste different that's how op found out they where old

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jqmalang 17

My point is that you'd notice that they're old. Because they aren't close to as puffy as they are when made fresh.

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MRSwick2525 23

I would think that after two weeks they would be stale and kind of hard by now. But now you know, never take food from your sister!!!

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1dvs_bstd 41

#1 HA! now that's pun.

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worldclassrager 39

Next time offer her one when you go dumper diving and don't tell her until later...or better yet don't tell her at all

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rileyrae0000 23

I don't think OP is going dumpster diving for a donut..

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FatherPlatypus 8

Guess you could say they were sourdoughnuts haha.... I'm so lonely

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