Kids: Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed....

By hejdixjeln - 17/03/2013 10:25 - United States - Evanston

Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML

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By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By failedparenting - 07/09/2016 16:44 - United States - Bronx

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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Teenagers, amirite?

By JustShootMe - 02/11/2020 07:57 - Australia - Gladstone

Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML

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By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

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Faulty logic

By hhhhhhhh - 28/09/2023 06:00

Today, my daughter thinks the way to save money is to stop taking her antidepressants, because they give her “uncontrollable” food cravings. FML

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By coolkid111 - 27/03/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

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DefiningDivine 13

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:16

Hence the word "Raising" Meaning, you should still be able to teach her and help her understand.

NessieMonster188 17

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:18

So what you're saying is.. *puts on sunglasses* That's not the only Coke in her future. ...that was terrible, I know.

Comments

sugarshane007 20

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:02

Parenting: The fact that you haven't acted yet shows that you fail at it.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:10

Instead of being on here posting this, you should try being a better parent and teach her right from wrong.

BFons 19

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:36

Western medicine for the win

Shrike 23

Sunday 17 March 2013 23:10

Because medicine of any other kind (herbal, bullshit, etc) would make the situation any different.

leadawg75 12

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:42

Well, she's not 100% wrong, but still, YDI because you raised her.

redmane 21

Monday 18 March 2013 5:39

People have minds of their own. Just because OP raised her doesn't mean this is OPs fault.

kenoswild 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:59

Don't encourage her either....if you find it humorous now, don't be sorry later if she does become an addict.

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 17 March 2013 22:01

I don't think OP finds it humorous...

Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:01

People take aspirin for their heart, too...

noelasis94 18

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:16

Ah I can see it now the newest hit show my daughter the future drug addict, coke and sleeping pills. That's got a slick hook to draw the viewers in. Big ratings screaming fans, and you thought Beatle mania was crazy, they'll have nothing on her.

ravenh1979 13

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:21

Umm yeah, u might want to watch out for that one. LOL

polkadot3155 6

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:36

Just because op didn't mention what her response to this situation was don't just assume she didn't do anything about it....

wvcheesehead1 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 22:02

You really want to watch the sleeping pills, insomnia may be the result of a more serious medical condition. They are also habit forming and you can be enabling her to do so. Remove them from the house if you can't use discipline to control her.

VioletSkies 21

Monday 18 March 2013 2:03

Removing them from the house may do no good. I bought sleeping pills when I was 16 and again when I was 17. She could do the same without questions unless she is younger.