By hejdixjeln - 17/03/2013 10:25 - United States - Evanston

Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML
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DefiningDivine 13

Hence the word "Raising" Meaning, you should still be able to teach her and help her understand.

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NessieMonster188 17

So what you're saying is.. *puts on sunglasses* That's not the only Coke in her future. ...that was terrible, I know.

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Catkam623 27

Did it occur to you to perhaps just take the coke away from her

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debbster7 18

Just because she smart it doesn't mean she'll be a drug addict

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Ultimate_No 7

This FML went right over your head, didn't it?

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cieloalicia 16

How in the hell is trying to balance caffeine with sleeping pills smart?

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calipilot227 16

I love a good bourbon with my sleeping pills, personally.

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gc327072 30

Why not Bailey's? It is St. Patrick's day, after all!

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emilyjgraham 34

how would a biscuit help wash a sleeping pill down?..

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AliceLockehart 18

Where do biscuits come into this? Sense. Your comment makes none.

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melons 44

It does if you're from the UK, where a bourbon biscuit is a chocolate flavoured treat.

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calipilot227 16

Bourbon is whiskey here in the US. And for those of you who didn't get the joke, that combo will probably kill you.

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IAmJad 18

Key words: I'm raising. Fix something.

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3rdbass 9

I certainly hope this is an eye opener, OP. Don't leave your medication lying around.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Stop putting your head in the sand, and start being a parent!

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cjoe 2

Plot twist: daughter is 30 and still living with her mom.

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picante72 24

Plus cough syrup and vanilla extract.

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perdix 29

Be careful with this one. She might decide to balance out your nagging and criticism with rat poison.

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xKeroseneHearts 9

How old is she?! Lmao

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