By pigglepigglepiggle - 24/11/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

You should have also agreed that it was staying with her. If she wants the damn thing, she has to take care of it. I say give it away/sell it. Your gal sounds like she was one of those kids who got a puppy for her birthday but got bored of it after a day and dropped it off at the pound.

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hornetchik 0

People like that make me angry.

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Sweej 1

That's what you get for buying a piggle...

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dinocowmuffin 7

Actually, there is no such thing as a miniature pig. Breeders breed the pigs when they are only about a year old. Then they say the babies will get as big as their parents. In reality, that's true. But the parent pigs haven't fully grown yet. Have fun taking care of a giant pig once it grows.

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bpayne1983 0

Cut it up in a pizza box then deliver to your gf

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LadyGore 12

She wanted the piggle. She gets the piggle other wise return it or sell it. Grow some balls and tell her it's HER responsibility.

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Grauncho 27

I hate people who buy animals on impulse without researching it or anything. You are the reason so many animals end up in shelters.

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Grauncho 27

NEVER buy an animal as a gift. They take actual commitment. Shame on people like you.

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Grauncho 27

Oh ha ha. Didn't see I already commented on this. Sheesh.

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