Today, I agreed to meet my ex at a bar for one beer after a long... - FML

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By badtrip - 06/11/2017 21:20

Today, I agreed to meet my ex at a bar for one beer after a long time. After hours of excessive drinking even at his place, we decided to hike to the highest point of the city to see the sunrise. The romantic mood was soon killed when I tripped in my heels and broke my nose hitting the ground. FML

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