By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha
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just take a deep breath and walk normal to ur car
haha the same thing happened to me but a lifeguard saved me and dragged me too shore on a jet ski but as I wad dragged behind it my pants came off
and nobody would help u out
Better for you to feel embarrassment than drown and die.
I'd be more concerned about life, just a little bit. :P
At least you didn't die Anyone would choose streaking over death by drowning
You aren't dead. If anyone at the beach was laughing at you, you should go back and beat them up.
Lol I did the exact same thing on my family trip to Hawaii! My whole family and the whole beach laughed at me as I spit out water and didn't realize I lost my bikini!!!
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The good news is that you lived....
Five years later. Lawl