By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

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comment_fml 0

People forgive you for being naked if you've been through something traumatic.

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kristineneer 0

At least you're alive.

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that_guy01 0

that does suck, but i'm sure those people would rather see you swim back to sure and crawl out naked than be washed back up. And you as well. Nicely done though, there aren't many people who'd be able to sucessfully swim their way out of a rip current and back to shore by themselves. That would be a complete mind **** for me too, i don't think i'd ever want to go back in the ocean again.

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Savanni 1

psht, flaunt that #9 style is probably a no, you gotta have the Hugh Jackman appraoch

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Sakura_Haruno 0

As long as you're alive, who gives a shit? Also, what's with all the dumbasses saying this is his fault? Go get sucked in by a rip current, then you might know how it feels.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeah, it's his fault for not paying attention. There are warning signs literally posted every few hundred meters concerning rip currents. Besides, living right next to a beach, and he's NEVER heard the term, before? C'mon…

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ChaosZirconia 0

Right. But... You're not DEAD... so... **** your... what?

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forkfish 0

would've been so funny if you got arrested for 'revealing yourself' :p

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mattmalin11 0

Just scream "Anyone wanna get nailed?" That'll do the trick (;

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keyinhand 0

who cares... anyone that had a problem could go **** themselves

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