By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

Comments

yo, just be thankful you're alive! i mean i know it must be embarrassing that you lost your trunks but you have a damn good excuse.

Islander_fml 5

If you have a big penis, you shouldn't be embarrassed. And if you're a girl and you look hot, ditto. Otherwise, it's embarrassing, but not a big deal.

#120, "birthday suit" is slang for naked.

Ryu148 0

120, I'm not sure if you realized this, but "Birthday suit" refers to the suit you wore on your very first birthday (i.e. nothing). Although most normal people do bathe in their birthday suits, so...close.

at least you lived to tell the tale.

so the **** what? you're alive right? This sounds like a good story to pick up chicks with

I can't wait for some of you to get sucked out to sea. As for rip current guy, I'm glad you're alright.