By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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You deserved it 4 986
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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qazxfhhfyubchk 5

Wait.. So have you been kidnapped once before and almost got kidnapped again? Or did you escape being kidnapped twice?

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tony1891 22

third times the charm they always say. maybe you should invest in the rape whistle developed by Acme corporation.

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haleyneal 0

for tha ppl dhat said she deserved it: how tf did she deserve it!!!!!!!

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SammaWhamma 3

Holy cow learn to spell... Love, Grammar Nazi Association.

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AJRand 14

More details please.

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Pipiopi 0

BAHAHAHAHA if ur old enough to be kidnapped why r u on here ?

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chels1994 11

Maybe you should avoid the outside...

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johngaltmovement 8

Fake your death like in the direct tv commercial.

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cashfast98 0

¿Policia? Police duh

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ashra_Raivyn 2

What are u like 10 years old or something?

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