By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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hotcommodity01 1

Details! Such a tease OP, maybe that's why people want to kidnap you!

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kotabones 0

Too fat to fit in the van or too ugly to be able to warrant ransom?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You might want to talk to the cops about that. Just throwing that out there.

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BCrazzi 9

At least it means ur not ugly..:3

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SammaWhamma 3

Do you happen to live in the mushroom Kingdom? That damn Bowser never gives up...

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sambudd14 2

Turn the tables and kidnap your kidnapper! Works every time!...

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owo_fml 9

Alright here's a secret technique. Next time you see a kidnapper creeping up to you, say, "Swiper no swiping" and he is bound by the laws of the heavens above to leave you alone. If you listen closely enough, you may even hear, "Awww, man!"

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bmwilliams 7

You have to say it 3 times. Swiper gets it the third time. But if he grabs you before you say it 3 times, you're just SOL.

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