Intimacy: Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been...

By Anonymous - 30/08/2014 06:44 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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Exchanged

By jadkins - 06/07/2009 19:33 - Netherlands

Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML

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Rush job

By ananomoose - 15/04/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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In the zone

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 20:05

Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Caught

By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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immortalhmars 14

Saturday 30 August 2014 16:18

How nice of her to not stop you before then

Welshite 39

Saturday 30 August 2014 16:18

Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission!

Comments

GrinchFu1 27

Saturday 30 August 2014 17:43

At least you got to see her boobs before she broke the bad new!? Hey, boobs!!!! Let's not dwell on the negative...

annarcheer 19

Saturday 30 August 2014 17:46

wow she's special..

buckdharma 37

Saturday 30 August 2014 17:49

That's when you lick the sweat off your forehead.

yeyeboys 20

Saturday 30 August 2014 18:13

These Hoes Ain't Loyal

darkcosinus 16

Saturday 30 August 2014 18:17

That's one of the basic techniques. She was testing you. You failed though.

BodyCountEndless 20

Saturday 30 August 2014 18:20

Dat grammar doe...

luketdt 7

Saturday 30 August 2014 18:30

that could be a lot worse. she might have just saved you an ass beating.

Omniprism 14

Saturday 30 August 2014 18:48

Wtf? She's a big tease.

PoisonOrchid 21

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:05

Doesn't really sound like the kind of girl you wanna be with anyway. Really sucks though! Sorry, OP

spiritwolf72654 11

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:16

Or she might have lied to get you to stop cause she got overwhelmed. Some girls can talk big but when it comes down to it they get nervous and back out. For all we know she could be a virgin.

van__hawthorne 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:24

this is exactly what I was thinking, I'm surprised this didn't occur to someone earlier. she may definitely have wanted to engage with OP. but then just wasn't comfortable. it's slightly sad though, that girls sometimes feel as if they have to say they have a boyfriend in these situations. not that OP was in any way behaving disrespectfully of course but she could've been honest. unless she really does have a boyfriend, in which case good luck dealing with the guilt, bitch.