By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

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Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Its not about the size of the boat, rather the motion in the ocean.

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KeXu 6

Don't worry you'll always be bigger than me

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

That's a bummer, but at least you got some!

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toastedjellybowl 7

I had a similar experience. The first girl I ever dated used to laugh hysterically at how small my balls were. She said her last boyfriends balls were easily twice the size of mine. FTL. LOL

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AGuyNamedI 7

It's not the size of the army, it's the fury of the onslaught.

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Meisliz 8

should have told her it was nerves. my bf was small our first time because we were both nervous as hell.

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mikewally 6

Tell her it'll be the best 3 inches she's ever had!

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nm_98 3

JESUS CHRIST 34 DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bugeja1na 7

If it bothers you so much cuz, get like dick surgery make it as big as you want, thats a permimant option

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ForeverJasmine 26

My ex had a small dick and it didn't even matter to me his size... But hey some people think that size is better than love I guess.

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