By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

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Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Its not about the size of the boat, rather the motion in the ocean.

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KeXu 6

Don't worry you'll always be bigger than me

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luckygamer85 7

it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean...but it takes forever to get to england in a rowboat! lol

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NeinKittenz 20

Hey, you were closer to having sex than 25% of us have ever been.

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JLJ911 8

Maybe you should of took some extenze

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hardeepamritsar 3

Almost?? Hope you managed to do someting this time :D

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innominestanas 6

Shoulda been practicing in college wimp. I pity you "Im waiting for marriage" type *******. XD

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squishlet 2

Did you never do ANYTHING sexual before marriage or something? Not even got changed in front of each other or showered together?

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CanadianCutie22 16

what does it matter anyway? as long as the job gets done, right ?

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bmanholmes 3

That's why most of us didn't wait It's like a balloon the more you inflate it the bigger it'll be over time

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patrick29 1

Don't feel bad op be proud of what you got

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UnluckyDude96 8

Its not the size of the tool, but how you use it bro ;)

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