Health: Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness'... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

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By Preggobride - 14/08/2018 23:35

Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By misspukesalot - 14/07/2020 14:02

Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By crazycrochetlady - 17/12/2018 20:00

Today, I'm 7 weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up 2 hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML

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By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

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By mala_19 - 23/11/2022 14:00 - Sweden - Skellefte?

Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML

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ICATiger 13

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:46

Doesn't matter, had sex

starxshine 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:57

1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.

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Hammer01 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:18

Wear a diaper and get some practice in!!!

kaykay20 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:18

Wear adult diapers or pads till the babies born ?

Katy326 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:50

Sit on the toilet and throw up in a bucket.

icantellu 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:08

Oh lord. And this is only the 8th week. I wonder how you'll be for the next 28 weeks.

n2sing 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:19

Congrats and WELCOME to motherhood... Time to learn to multi-task it's called being a mom and this is just the beginning

HoneyMonkey 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:28

Doesn't matter at least your gonna get to have your baby

FunnierOnPaper 9

Monday 9 January 2012 0:27

Sorry, OP. I was in a similar situation with coughing at 8 weeks. I'm 31 weeks now and even though I'm no longer coughing, I still have other issues. Best I can suggest is to buy some Poise pads or else you'll be taking showers and changing clothes literally all day and night. Oh, and don't listen to your OB, especially if she's like my ex midwife was. She tried to tell me that no matter how sick you are while PG, leaking isn't normal and you WILL need surgery. It is if you're that sick and surgery can cause worse problems (not always, but good to know the risks too). Good luck.

fergiecrys 0

Monday 9 January 2012 0:36

Wait Til after the baby is born. You will still pee yr pants every time you cough, sneeze, or laugh to hard

trippons 9

Monday 9 January 2012 0:37

Congrats! Keep a puke pan in the bathroom and when you gotta puke sit on the toilet like you gotta pee. Thats what I had to do. It definitely sucks but just wait til you pee a little everytime you sneeze.

Iriz 0

Monday 9 January 2012 1:34

lol that is nothing wait until you get passed your 20weeks you will pee whenever baby kicks your bladder

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