By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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starxshine 0

1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.

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nienneus 2

When you feel the urge to vomit, grab a bucket and sit on the toilet.

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yscpunkchick 14

this is hardly an fml. the majority of pregnant women go through it. its just a part of being pregnant and if you didnt want the symptoms, you shouldve adopted or not gotten pregnant in the first place!

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cocktailpeanut 3

It gets worse. Wait until you're in the 3rd trimester and the baby is pushing on your bladder and kicking you in the ribs. Then after he/she is born, if you breastfeed, your nipples will be so sore even wearing a shirt will hurt. Then the lack of sleep will wreak havoc on your relationship... I love my 5-month-old, but there is no way in hell I'm doing this again. The only thing that was easy was labor and delivery. 2 hours and no pain meds. Good luck! Hope your experience is totally opposite mine!

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sprucemoose 0

that's what you get for being pregnant

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beckyxD 13

Ah, the joys of pregnancy. Enjoy them while you can(;

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coried91 28

Be happy you're able to have children.. There are women who would love to be able to have morning sickness. If you didn't wan to have to worry about the symptoms though then keep 'em shut!

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asherm 15

Wow people need to get off high horse. Whether or not it was her choice to get preg or even keep it, I feel bad for women who get that sick. Yes some morning sickness is expected, but not keeping anything down is dangerous. I was fortunate and only got a little queasy once in a while. But then miscarried ): I just hope she is lucky enough to have sweet little one. Good luck OP and hope you feel better soon!!

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PhooBear 0

So sorry for your loss. I guess on the bright side of things, it's actually proven that women with worse than normal morning sickness are actually less likely to miscarry. As hard as it is (and add raging hormones to the already tired and miserably ill pregnant woman) when you get to hold your healthy baby for the first time, the morning sickness will feel so far away in that moment. :) thinking about that helps me get through the worst days!

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caysters 12

No fun! One time, I had a cough for almost two months. The last few weeks I was so sore from coughing that I peed every time I coughed... I understand the suckiness! Congrats on the baby though! :)

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KYLAisaBITCH 4

Well... It comes with pregnancy. Although I didn't have morning sickness i know it sucks.. I cNt sneeze, cough, laugh or anything...... Wait until you have to pee every time you stand up, then have to pee again as soon as you sit down. I can't go 30 minutes without having to pee. I'm only 24weeks pregnant. Good luck girl!

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Hammer01 8

Save your self some aggravation and wear Depends. So much easier .....,

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mamamenee 0

If you are peeing your self now just wait tell you are 8 or 9 months prego and the baby is on your bladder all the time!!' I suggest you wear a pad.. Or sit on the toilet and puke in a bucket.

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