By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
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CaptainPat 0

well if your pregnant you shouldn't be drinkin anyway. and if your the sober one it only makes sense to be the DD. the only FMLish part is the opuke cleaner.

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perdix 29

Well, the pregnant -> sober -> designated driver, but you should be clever enough to convince your baby daddy that you can't be the puke cleaner. Tell him he has to clean up his own puke or HIS CHILD WILL DIE! Give him some jibber-jabber about toxoplasmosis -- he'll be too drunk to look at Wikipedia.

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Garlic_fml 0

Well you shouldn't be pregnant! Ha. That does suck though.

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minx663 1

As someone who had two miscarriages in 2010 and wants nothing more than to be a mum, this post is really offensive to me. I would have given anything to still have my baby inside me and would have gladly been a sober driver forever if I could just have him or her alive. Think yourself lucky you selfish woman.

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kingdomhearts3 0

#87 Wow, settle down...maybe you shouldn't read these posts if the littlest things are going to drive you into a rage..anyways at OP, it was your choice to get pregnant. If you didn't fully consider the consequences that would come along with it, then you shouldn't have got pregnant, and either way you shouldn't be bitching about it..Maybe get pregnant on Jan 1 next time..

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hanzoo 0

who do you think you are to talk to someone like that, she is very clearly not complaining about being pregnant and is complaining about the fact that she's sober and puke cleaner while all her friends have fun.

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hanzoo 0

she obviously meant the puke cleaner part as her FML, the other things were obviously just to back up her FML because otherwise people would be questioning why she decided to stay sober.

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dabears1011234 27

Well you are pregnant, did you really want to risk it?

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skatoolaki 24

TFW you realize the person who wrote this now has a 7 year-old.

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