By wmkaz - 21/04/2012 06:15 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
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rosha267 21

Your pregnant! What's his excuse?

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SkoomaKi 27

Oh never insult a woman, especially if she's pregnant... OP give him hell.

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maxamus951852 3

Lol OP, you're pregnant. I'm pretty dure you look like a fat pig right now since every pregnant woman looks like a fat pig. Quit being so ******* sensitive.

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jnaust 8

Clearly you had no idea why he was upset. See how that swings both ways? He's probably been sulking for days and all you can talk about is leaking ****. But fat pig is a bit harsh.

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i_hate_cats 3

U were sort if Were fishing for a complement

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Duojet 2

Why is everyone assuming she felt fat and that it was okay to call her a pig? She said it after she discovered she was lactating... Boobs=utters... Milk=...milk

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Duojet 2

94- what is the first animal you think of when talking about milking something?

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princess151617 4

That's when u kick him in the balls and walk into a different room and when he asks what happens look at like like * what did I do ? *

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brill33 7

Well, I think he's just trying to be nice and failed

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kiss_1214 17

Well too be fair you ARE preggers......

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