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By wmkaz - 21/04/2012 06:15 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML

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By Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

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By preggers - 30/11/2011 14:57 - Canada

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Karen - 23/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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Saturday 21 April 2012 16:05

Your pregnant! What's his excuse?

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 21 April 2012 16:06

Oh never insult a woman, especially if she's pregnant... OP give him hell.

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bjg1009 3

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:04

Lighten up you're pregnant and probably pretty big, he was kidding im sure.

IBeLikeBitchPlz 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:32

Tell him he is a cow with a small wee-wee that squirts out milk lol

groupleader 7

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:30

You should have kept your argument going by explaining that you felt like as cow because of the milk. THEN he may get it. Btw, hormones or not, you seem like a bitch.

YahImThatGuy 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:32

You didn't deserve that but you should have been fishing for compliments like that. He just didn't play along.

Nemle22 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 21:26

First, the hubby is clearly a clueless man, so keep that in mind and show some leniency for it. Otherwise you're just adding extra stress for yourself. Secondly, to your own admittance...you were joking. It's safe to assume he was too. So lighten the **** up! Be happy you have a man that loves you.