Animals: Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By catbum - 10/11/2016 03:54 - Canada - Regina

Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:53

Pervert.

pichan_fml 11

Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:53

And so you should have, it's common courtesy hahah, I do that to my cats too.

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sniperkit 10

Thursday 15 September 2011 12:27

Pussy whipped.

SleepOnStones 5

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:14

Dear op, Thanks for having manners. Sincerely, Your cat

BriBear689 0

Friday 16 September 2011 6:01

How rude of you! You didn't knock or anything!

EmElle88 9

Friday 23 September 2011 18:45

I do that, too. If I accidentally walk in on her, my cat stops going, gives me an evil look and runs out.

briaa23 4

Monday 3 October 2011 16:17

wtf is wrong with you haven't you heard of knocking? hahahahahahaha

JGirl113 6

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:31

I've done that too

manic_maniac11 13

Monday 31 October 2011 8:12

Should have knocked ;)

anonymous3264 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:26

u in a comedy movie?

tankadin37 0

Monday 28 November 2011 7:11

Cats like their privacy...

angi3loo 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:33

Lmao

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