Health: Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

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By Chad - 06/09/2020 13:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML

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By Neal - 10/04/2023 09:00

Today I started bleeding from my gums and nose - I have bone marrow cancer and my insurance denied the only treatment available to me because my "health problem" isn't "bad enough". FML

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Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML

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By sara - 30/05/2021 11:01 - Canada

Today, I finally got my health insurance after waiting a few months. Now I have to wait at least 6 months before getting my cracked tooth fixed, thanks to the pandemic. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By emisara93 - 23/12/2017 19:00

Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML

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By LostSoul - 21/07/2019 12:10

Today, I arrived at the doctor's to schedule surgery to find out my insurance got canceled again. I only just got it reinstated after the last time they screwed up and canceled it. It took me 6 months to get it fixed. FML

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By Username - 14/10/2010 19:02 - France

Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:22

This is how rock bottom feels.

deadpool91 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:10

wow you must have some pretty bad teeth lol

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EvilPotato 14

Friday 3 June 2011 4:11

out of curiosity, could OP sue?

jallee 1

Friday 3 June 2011 5:22

Aflac won't deny you for dental coverage, providing you are between the ages of 18-70.

GetOwnedPuppy 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:46

idk what fails more: the fact that you got denied even though they said you can't (they fail). or the fact that you got denied from a place that doesn't deny people (you fail)

thomas357 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:46

fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jstars131 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:52

I bet they just hated you.

i13Zero 5

Friday 3 June 2011 6:29

Sue their asses off!

skikid 0

Friday 3 June 2011 6:54

i live in Canada so i get free health care, including most dental work, and if it costs money you can usually get provincial refunds. So maybe moving to canada is a better solution!

StaRRrRr 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:42

what a perfect scam

savanh_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 10:45

that's when u say **** it and drink lmfao

monrizzo 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:16

sue them for false advertising!

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