By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
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deadpool91 0

wow you must have some pretty bad teeth lol

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avatar0810 15

u can sue for that

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AntoshaChekhonte 6

Cue furious, largely ignorant debate on socialized medicine in 5...4...3...2...

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alexg823 0

How ironic... **** it, let's do it.

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aussie_gemini 5

or just find another insurance company... suing seems over rated.

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shamille 5

Insurance companies are lie machines

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YacL 15

Deny'd. False advertising strikes again.

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LakersFanatiC 3

Maybe false advertising or OP has some freaky messed up teeth, who knows

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iliv2serv 0

If it isnt meth-could it be years of dip? Or just a lifelong aversion to toothpaste? Fyl cuz u screwed up your whole life if thought whatever nasty thing you were doing is ok..go to a dental school though and you might be able to get free or severely discounted care.

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geeksaresexy 18

Bad teeth can be genetic. My mum and brother have always looked after their teeth whereas my dad and I never did any more than quickly brushing our teeth (I also eat a ton of sweets and when I was younger I never brushed mine at all). I have never had a single cavity, my dad got his first (and only) cavity at 51 years old but my mum and brother have mouths full of fillings.

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totallyfylindeed 4

hey no. 4 it's you lol jks funny pic from a funny movie :)

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dgr8ing 0

you STOL my picture dude! I had it first change yours!!!

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birdfreak 24

haha wow they need to change that or remove it all together because I'm pretty sure saying you might be denied could lose some business

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