Health: Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML

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Genetics

By merr - 13/02/2023 16:00

Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 04:29 - Korea Republic of

Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

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Why so serious?

By wow - 09/08/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

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Good boy

By Ugh - 16/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

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I am what I am

By MimiFufu - 22/09/2019 16:00

Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By needabettermirror - 14/12/2016 11:07 - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

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SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:05

It's under "health" not "intimacy"

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

What?

Comments

pstrommen 3

Monday 3 May 2010 15:46

im sorry #122, but yes it is, just eat some salad and go to the gym, go for a jog, do anything physical. unless you got one of those ultra rare low metabolism diseases which most fatties dont have, theres no excuse. OP: i hope you didnt hope for support from fmylife.

walkmywaynot 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:52

how come i have a few comments just missing like 5 on this one or 1 on a few others... im on the ipod app if it helps

ariel_xx_aos 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:17

your so fat, even the country doesnt wan you. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha omg ! loose wieght stop complaining

static0005 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:14

Put down the fork!

bigmouthem 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:22

Hahahaha exactly!

VannahJane 17

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:34

Its okay! Just find a diet

sammyjo06 14

Saturday 30 November 2013 4:49

Wow, you guys are all assholes. Yes, she should lose weight, but being fat shouldn't be something that causes you to be denied a passport. I guess as long as she can get photos that show her whole face it'll be ok, but what if she needs to leave the country now to travel, on business or to visit family?