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By ProudMama - 08/01/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 17:30

Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML

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By MystiChild - 04/02/2022 02:00

Today, I returned home early from a week away for work. I was worried about my husband's mental health after a week alone with our two ADD kids. He wasn’t expecting me, but I was surprised to see the house cleaner than it had ever been, and our children happily reading on the couch. How did he do that? FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:14 - United States

Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Sunday 8 January 2012 9:31

Child : what's this daddy? (holding nair) What child heard daddy say *'that's what daddy uses on his head'* What daddy actually said "that's what daddy uses, so he gets head"

dva976 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:12

Maybe you shouldn't leave the nair within the child's reach. Just sayin'...

Comments

hellbilly205 17

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:33

#69 its okay guys dont need hair

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:53

You're #69...

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:52

Tell your son to get his FML published.

fergiecrys 0

Monday 9 January 2012 0:33

Kids are kids they would've done it even if you were home!!

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 9 January 2012 0:49

The things boys won't do! Honestly! My son 8 years old was just using the bathroom and he decided to shave his eyebrows. He had to go to school with 1/2 inch brows. I was worried he would get teased instead All the boys thought he was cool! Charlie Chaplin!

Track1991 0

Monday 9 January 2012 1:16

Haha too funny

iiEnjoyTurtles 0

Monday 9 January 2012 4:41

This isn't exactly a bad thing.

maddienoelle 13

Monday 9 January 2012 4:47

Nair works?!

thetoxiclion 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:33

Why on earth would you leave your husband and sons alone with a container of nair?

therainbow 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:12

What exactly is nair dumbass learn to spell

killerguitar007 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 14:31

lol fail. Nair is a hair product. Get your facts right before you insult people

Madde99 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:18

Seriously but he dad shouldnt have the child unsupervised nair is not for heads and you never know when he was washing it out it could have gotten into his mouth. Pure chemicals!!!!!!!!