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Shoot him.
I hate homeless people they used to raid my house all the time ):
ok first you ring 000 and tell them he is armed with a knife. 2nd place kitchen knife in his hand vic cops will shoot just about anyone for ***** and giggles.... sa cops to stoned to care..... qld cops will turn up only after a bribe has been paid, then plant evidence on him that they kindly brought with them.... wa cops will make the homeless man vanish.... nsw cops will first ring the "police integrity" to ask what they should do IF they decided to turn up, and bitch and moan all the way there. then pretend they cant find him once they are there... tassie cops are either in bed with a close relative or growing the dope for the sa coppers... guess your better off buying a big dog :) #47 unfortunately most if not all states here in oz do not have the allowance for shooting someone in self defense and in most cases have laws totally against it .. worst. is most states here have law still in place stating, that if the CRIM that brakes into YOUR home and gets hurt, he CAN SUE YOU.. yeah unfair
fake...the cops never dont believe something because there are lawsuits if they dont show up
Shoot the bastard. Problem solved.
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"Ma'am, please tell your husband to get off of the ground and change himself. We need to continue this investigation."
I'm pretty sure once the cops get there and see a poo covered, crumby fat guy sleeping on your floor...they won't be able to deny it. :/ that would scare me immensely to come home to something like that.