Love: Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About...

By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 682

You deserved it 47 020

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 681

You deserved it 25 654

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 342

You deserved it 7 441

Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 518

You deserved it 38 444

By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 303

You deserved it 5 016

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 149

You deserved it 2 367

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 131

By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 604

You deserved it 14 038

By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 603

You deserved it 88 958

By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 504

You deserved it 5 190

Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 938

You deserved it 37 552

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:22

YDI - You wait more then five minutes to pull this move.

theannoyingone 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 13:04

smashed her in the face? how is that possible? i always thought you move you arm slowly...

Comments

highlandgirl 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 15:22

hahhahaha when i went out with my ex for the first time, he did that. It was kinda funny.

lazorzpewpew 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:23

Suave

jetstream417 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:39

FYL. I bet you don't try that again for awhile. haha.

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:53

Do u wear glasses...if not go get ur eyes checked clumsy...bet she regret going out with u now...I mean shit happens but that incident could've been totally avoided!

Crystalyo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:04

21: What the hell? OP: Hahaha:D I hope this chick has a sense of humor. I probably would've squealed at first (because for some reason I squeal?) and then laughed really hard haha(:

ForWhatItsWorth 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:24

Very, very smooth xD

maverick21703 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:32

Maybe she likes it rough? just kidding... seriously though beating women is just not cool

mcortez77 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:45

I thought that said "smashed in her face" hahaha

Tika876 18

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:55

Smooth move Fabio

cloudpost 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:57

This happened to me on a first date as well, i ended up elbowing my date the face trying to put my arm around her. It was a little awkward to say the least... But we're still together and have been going out for 6 months. We laugh about it now, so don't worry OP, it's not the end of the world :)