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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:22

YDI - You wait more then five minutes to pull this move.

theannoyingone 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 13:04

smashed her in the face? how is that possible? i always thought you move you arm slowly...

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The_Master 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:11

either play the 'arrogant guy' card or the 'nervous guy' card with her from now on. no, really. do it. women are attracted to guys who are total douchebags or ones who can't complete a night without at least one faux pas (i think that's how you spell it? =D ) under their belt. well...dont be the nervous guy...just ba an asshole...women like that, even if they won't overtly admit it.

soccerstar6115 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:02

Dude! R u that desprate??? U NEVER put any move on a girl that early!!

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:18

Haha it happens don't worry

irawk 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:21

I dont get it.. You get ur hands on her and smashed her face!?!?! or you tried to get ur fcuking hands on her and accidently "smash" her face.. WOW! Did u call the ambulance?!? ... ironic

XoXolizXoXo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:24

hahahahaha if u did tht 2 me id laugh my a** off

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:34

Is this Chris Brown?

seancliffy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:56

haha #58! You should have told her that is how you play in bed.

SirAwesome 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:02

Agree with #21. The junk in the popcorn trick usually works a lot better than the subtle arm around the girl trick.

strawberryswirl 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:57

I accidentally elbow my boyfriend in the face when we're cuddling in bed all the time. Don't feel too bad.

Tamerlan 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 0:55

Oh come oooon.....everyone is trying to analyze the situation you were in at the movies... But admit it, you just wanted to smash a girl in the face so you could boast out here, didn't you? Just kidding.... You can always try to fix the situation by telling that your parent are vikings....and perhaps drag her around by her hair for a demonstration...Possibilities are unlimited ;)