By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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redbluegreen 40

YDI - You wait more then five minutes to pull this move.

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theannoyingone 0

smashed her in the face? how is that possible? i always thought you move you arm slowly...

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Arinwyn 0

Um.. Ok then 21. OP, hopefully she's got a good sense of humor.

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JRSpaniel 0

Smooth. Hope she realized it was an accident, though.

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redbluegreen 40

Uh... Is she supposed to go mmm to a salt and melted butter covered penis then?

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crazydope14 0

Umm sounds like time for plan b haha

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sdawl 0

thats when you act wicked sorry and keep asking her if she's okay

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spillproof 0

Ouch. Way to go. Next time wait a bit befor going full on touching mode. So did you have make-up sex?

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LA_Barbie 11

#21 all I have to say is gross& WTF! LOL I prefer an arm around me than hand holding cuz that's lame...lmao though :P

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