By random - 14/02/2012 18:05 - United States

Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML
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antwon86 4

Your friends an ass but probably has a point somewhere in there. Your a guy and she's a girl so she knows about her own gender.

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DocBastard 38

Assuming you're an ugly, stupid, boring, smelly, hairy, boorish, obnoxious lout, I'd say she's right on the money.

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TheFamilyElf 17

If you pretend to be someone you're not, you're never going to get a girl that'll stick around, or be real with you. The best way to make women dislike you is to be the stereotypical i'm-fake-because-i'm-insecure douchebag.

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A7x4REVer 3

I wish there were more people that thought like that...

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perdix 29

If you are having to ask for advice, obviously what your are doing isn't working. Personality transplants are expensive, but they are much more reasonable in Mexico. Plus, when you come back, you'll know how to salsa, which the ladies love;)

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Slimshots 8

Mexico is not the place to go for implants. They're too lenient on their health care standards. You may go there for a fun and loving personality, but just come back with Alzheimers. BTW, Perdix. There's an imposter of you floating around here somewhere.

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Pentium_4 27

always be yourself bro, **** haters :P once you find a girl that likes you for who you are, you don't have to live a lie

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Phil135 4

True, but what if he just wants casual sex? Just a thought...

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Pentium_4 27

i'd say, find a **** buddy till he finds the right girl

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legresley85 1

Be yourself, otherwise you will end up with someone you probably won't get along with. This works I guess if you want sex but not if you want a relationship. Also don't listen to your chick friends, they arent attracted to you, so of course they would direct you to behave like someone they might date. They don't speak for all female kind.

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thiscrazything 1

Don't worry about it. Be patient. There is someone for everyone, just be yourself. Smiles always help!

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MickGold 8

If you want the ladies, just find the right ones. One is bound to like you for you. By the way, your friend is a bitch.

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greenmen 12

Well you can't possibly say how the girls feel aBout your personality

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Furrywhiplash 14

I think he is trying to say that if you take out a loan, you are more likely to get an STD? If that is the case, I should get myself checked...

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