Love: Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:05 - United States - Rogers

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were, "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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No thanks

By Anonymous - 26/02/2020 20:00

Today, I asked the guy I like if he wanted to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He replied that he doesn't like their food. I think that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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Jonah begs to differ

By JOTA - 07/10/2020 04:02 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML

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By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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Charming dude

By Hurt as hell - 29/11/2023 07:30

Today, I saw the guy I have a crush on kissing a blonde chick. He'd turned me down because he “wasn’t into blondes”. I’m a blonde myself. When I confronted him about it, he told me, “Oh, I should have been more specific. I’m not into blondes who have a face like Sid the Sloth and a body like Shamu.” FML

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This Charming Man

By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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Rare and inventive insult

By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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olpally 32

Monday 2 November 2015 22:31

Slap him for being rude. Geeze, that's cold.

okokalright 15

Monday 2 November 2015 22:32

You will find someone eventually. Unfortunately, people can be ******* assholes that are probably insecure themselves.

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pranil 14

Tuesday 3 November 2015 21:08

your life really does suck...good luck kid out there

meegal 12

Tuesday 3 November 2015 22:33

Here's what you do. You exercise, eat right, and lose weight. You look fantastic. Then next time he sees you rub it in his face what that jerk is missing out on. Not only will you feel amazing about showing him up but you'll also feel amazing because you're a lot healthier. You'll look and feel better so you aren't only doing this for that one guy, you do this for YOU ok? There's always time for some self improvement!

KazikPalec 9

Tuesday 3 November 2015 22:51

Mooglefox 23

Tuesday 3 November 2015 22:53

You should have given him a whale slap then

seductrexxx 6

Wednesday 4 November 2015 3:29

Tell him you're the orca whale and ready to slaughter his ass.

Tyguy823 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 4:17

Well that was just harsh for him to say

dianayadira 2

Wednesday 4 November 2015 5:03

what a **** of a guy. if you are not his type he could have just refused.

radiocaf 29

Wednesday 4 November 2015 8:01

What an asshole. Brush it off and don't let it affect your confidence. He probably doesn't have the confidence to date someone who may not fall into what society calls attractive. I admire your confidence. Don't let a dick like that change who you are.