By Confused - 13/05/2013 14:39 - United States - Bath

Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
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Ukeee_X 19

Can you not testify that? It could be a mix-up.

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Ukeee_X 19

Can you not testify that? It could be a mix-up.

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Damian95 16

Up....as in high?

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rg350dx 29

No, UP as in the Pixar animated flick about an old man and a boy scout.

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SenselessPattern 12

A synonym for a half of a compound word? You must have great flexibility, because that's a pretty big stretch.

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JACKxRAWR 22

#38, the first ten minutes make me cry every time.

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Ukeee_X 19

The first ten minutes of that film have made me cry harder than any other film has, it's just heartbreaking!

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lonewolf621 17

Why dont they just say no and make it easier for people?

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feldco1 17

I agree but sometimes it's nice to know why you didn't get the job because it could be something fixable so you can be a better candidate for future jobs.

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noobsatin 19

maybe you just forgot. you know that sort of the thing happens when you're on drugs.

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supertoasty 7

There is no such thing as "forgetting" to take a drug test.

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CaptMurdock 25

I think he meant that maybe OP forgot he actually took the drug test.

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gracehi 31

No, OP. When they told you topee in the cup, it wasn't because they were out of apple juice.

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NagainaFier 16

Wait, are you sure? Well, shit...

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Pleonasm 35

Exactly, you were supposed to supply them with weed.

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Reaper1984 13

Maybe it was to see who brought the most weed, and OP didn't bring anything.

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BadApple88 29

So why dont you just tell them you never took a test and retake it? Hopefully by then the weed will be out your system lol

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brammerderambam 8

#9 i hope that he hasn't been smoking it in a month, that shit stays in your urine for about a whole month ;o

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elgordogrande1 11

20- Weed can get out of your system in a week sometimes. Or if they're only using the shitty drug tests from CVS or Walgreens it won't be sensitive enough to detect weed after a week or two depending on how much and how often you were smoking before the test.

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Mr_Satan 11

It varies from person to person, and stays longer depending on consistency of use, amount of body fat you have, how well hydrated you generally are, how often you do activities that make you sweat, and probably other things as well. Weed can be out of your system (excluding hair follicles) in as little as a day or two, or it can stay for a month or more. And yes, I have passed a drug test two days after smoking.

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DocBastard 38

You did fail it. You were supposed to show up high, and you were obviously as sober as a judge. They don't want "your type" working there.

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chris_42 11

You're actually on so many drugs that you don't even remember the drug test. It's sad, really.

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