By fmyjob - 02/11/2009 09:03 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 962
You deserved it 2 345

Same thing different taste

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So, do you work in a reality parallel to ours or is your boss a couple apples short of a fruit cake?

Wtf? In the real world, it would be inappropriate to secretly drug your boss, dress him in a banana costume and shove a pole up his ass, saying "Hello Mr. Bananaman on a steek!", but this isn't the real world. Wild you go.

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flyintonite 0

The level 50 orc does not bow down to a level 35 blood elf, you need more experience points so you get more gold mining ore. In all seriousness that really sucks after 2 years you still make the same rate.

Looks like you failed your diplomacy check.

mzazj 2

omg! are u serious "not the real world", well u askd atleast. we all tryna get a raise these days

matrix? your boss sounds like Morpheus. jerk, too

afallingstar 22

there is a glitch in the matrix

that's when you put out a knife and tell him "don't worry, you'll just respond "