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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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duckiecrazy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:44

obviously someone needs to wax

PassTheDutch 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 19:21

she messed up one letter and you couldn't figure out what she was saying. and the Yis right next to the T. you couldn't put that together?

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agummere796 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:06

dump is ass!

Renesaga 8

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:56

Why is that some people's solution for everything boyfriend/girlfriend related on this site..? It really annoys me that everyone instructs OP(s) to dump their significant other for a single remark. Whoop-dee-doo.

kcluna 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:06

27- his****

j_cat187 19

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:06

be a man

goodbyepuppy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:29

rude..

PiiLL 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:32

LMAO

biohazard47 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:35

what comes around goes around

jazzygirrrl 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:38

what a ******* meanie..

TalkinSmack 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:05

lmfao... I bet he's jealous!

Suadmonkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:21

WIN :) ^ |

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:33

23,having peach fuzz doesnt make you ugly and disgusting. Calling others that makes YOU ugly and disgusting.

Alicia17C 2

Friday 22 April 2011 0:42

oh shush up. facial hair on girls is gross.

briidontgive_ 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:52

Maybe op does usually remove it but she missed her waxing appointment and her boyfriend noticed her hair coming out

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Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML

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Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML

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Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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Same thing different taste

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